NASA offers a trip to Mars* for free by filling out this form. That’s the best deal we’ve seen on a trip to Mars this lightyear**. SUPER EASY TO SIGN UP YOUR KIDDIES WILL LOVE THIS FREEBIE
*For your name only. Please note, though, that they do not specify what kind of encryption will be put on the data they are sending, so it’s possible that any motivated Martian could steal your identity. (You should check your bank statements to see if there are any weird charges for nougat, almonds, caramel, or chocolate***.)
**Yes. BSD knows a lightyear is a measure of distance.!
***Get it?! Mars Bars!